Use it to figure out what the ♥♥♥♥, specifically, is wrong with your zoo. The latter is the "visitors' whining" screen that's actually useful.
The former lets you see what's contributing to your rating (the number of stars you have, dumbass). However, there are some useful bits here, namely the top and bottom Report buttons. Report: This tab involves copious amounts of numbers, so you may be tempted to ignore it. The third List button is one of many areas dedicated to your visitors and animals' whining, and the least helpful of them all, so don't bother looking at it. The only good thing about it is that it's the easiest way to see if your animal is famous yet. Lists: This tab is useless and you'll never click on it. You can also take out a loan (though you'll never need to), train your staff (more on that in the appropriately-named section), and advertise your zoo and specific animals to bring in more customers and get more $$$$$$$$$$$$$ Management: Rename the zoo, and open and close it, or change the admission fee. In other words, you click buttons and ♥♥♥♥ happens. It's where you conduct managerial operations to increase the overall health and wellbeing of your zoo. These are the four buttons that get ♥♥♥♥ done.īut we're going to skip all but the last one because they have to do with the other parts of the guide. So as you can see all those buttons are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless and you should never click them. Below that is the Undo button, and the calendar, so you can realize that you've been playing this awful Zoo Tycoon ripoff for 80 years and it's time to stop. Then of course there's game speed and the pause button.
Ellipsis (the damn dots you uncultured swine): The options menu.Even though it's useless and greyed out in Freeplay, they didn't remove the button because they're dumb. You can access your ♥♥♥♥♥sona's information there during Scenarios, and take out animals you earned/put away. Sun: Some useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tips that tell you nothing helpful.Compass Thingy: Annoying minimap that no one uses.Book: A photo album for your useless black pictures.That's nice, right? Oh, it would be - IF IT WASN'T A BLACK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCREEN. Sounds pretty nifty, except it crashes the ♥♥♥♥ out of your game. I bet you're wondering what all those buttons on the left do.
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This game has a hell of a lot more value if you know how to navigate it, so let's get to it.
When you get down to it, MPE's a decent replacement, and I've already slogged through it so you don't have to figure out all its stupid quirks on your own. So until Microsoft gets their ♥♥♥♥ together, this is what we got. It's buggy, annoying, lacking in content, and just not as good.īut guess what? Zoo Tycoon isn't on Steam, and this game is. It's a shovelware Zoo Tycoon ripoff made during the time when that game was getting popular. MPE is a shell of what those games are, and not even nostalgia can save this ♥♥♥♥ (trust me, I adored this when I was nine). If you don't own this game, you're probably asking, "Is this a good game? Is it as good as Zoo Tycoon/Rollercoaster Tycoon/etc?" But just in case someone received this as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christmas gift or is perusing this game's 1 guide seeing if it's worth the money, there you are. I'm assuming you already know this, since you bought the bloody thing. Marine Park Empire (formerly Zoo Empire) is a relatively obscure simulation game where players take control of their own zoo/marine park/both.
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